I'm a leaf on the wind, watch how I soar.
See ya space cowboy
homophobic participating countries who didn’t show the gay kiss on eurovision must pay a fine because eurovision must be shown from beginning to end without cutting anything out and they are banned from eurovision for the next three years
i am crying right now i love you europe
Eurovision is actually a big deal because after we spent 1000 years killing each other we’ve decided to put our weapons aside and dazzle each other with our ridiculous singing performances, nice Russian grannies and gay Romanian draculas.
(via the-half-decent-gatsby)
I just realized how especially twisted it is that Hannibal not only is a cold-blooded murderer and cannibal, but he also just happens to be a dude who can sniff out cancer. The insanely powerful nose of a cancer-sniffing savant doesn’t go to someone who will go running through the streets rooting out cancer in the general population, but someone who would just prefer to use the skill to avoid eating icky organs.
(via wherearetheturtles)
ALCOHOL IS FREE YAH!
Unexpected Ska band was unexpected and MOST WELCOME.
(via ayantiel)
beyonce doesn’t have a thigh gap so why should you
(via idontwannabesued)
HELLO MY BABY, HELLO MY HONEY, HELLO MY RAGTIME GAAAAL
Hang on, something is missing…
That’s better
(Source: earth-song, via tin-pan-ali)
So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.
Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.
Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.
This time, though. This was a good cry.
(via idontwannabesued)
you see in the UK it’s not about winning
it’s about not coming last
(via freyjas)
quote of the night on eurovision
(Source: condo-on-the-cloud, via the-eleventh-blog)
let’s play that game “spot the french on your dashboard
You’re walking in the woodsThere’s no one around and your phone is deadOut of the corner of your eye you spot him:gay opera dubstep vampire
(via egidius)
- sweden's host: hello lena!
- graham norton: UGH
- graham norton: i thought i'd see one eurovision without lena, but here she is
- graham norton: even the rain couldn't stop her
- germany's host: we're having so much fun!
- graham norton: speak for yourself lena
IT’S THE SAME GUY FROM LAST YEAR
(via the-eleventh-blog)
