See ya space cowboy
homophobic participating countries who didn’t show the gay kiss on eurovision must pay a fine because eurovision must be shown from beginning to end without cutting anything out and they are banned from eurovision for the next three years
i am crying right now i love you europe
This is a good post.
Eurovision is actually a big deal because after we spent 1000 years killing each other we’ve decided to put our weapons aside and dazzle each other with our ridiculous singing performances, nice Russian grannies and gay Romanian draculas.
I just realized how especially twisted it is that Hannibal not only is a cold-blooded murderer and cannibal, but he also just happens to be a dude who can sniff out cancer. The insanely powerful nose of a cancer-sniffing savant doesn’t go to someone who will go running through the streets rooting out cancer in the general population, but someone who would just prefer to use the skill to avoid eating icky organs.
beyonce doesn’t have a thigh gap so why should you
you see in the UK it’s not about winning
it’s about not coming last
quote of the night on eurovision
let’s play that game “spot the french on your dashboard
You’re walking in the woodsThere’s no one around and your phone is deadOut of the corner of your eye you spot him:
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